SEX(1)              EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(1)

     sex - have sex
     sex [ options ]  ...  [ username ] ...
     sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.

     Options to make things more interesting are as follows:
     -1   masturbate
     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
     -b   buggery
        beastiality with <animal>
     -c   chocolate sauce option
     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
          get a date with the features described in <file>
     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
     -f   foreplay option
     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)
     -j   jacuzzi option
     -l   leather option
     -m   masochism (see -s)
     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)
     -o   oral option
     -O   parallel access (orgy)
     -p   debug option (proposition only)
     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)
     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
     -s   sadism (target must set -m)
     -S   sundae option
     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
     -w   whipped cream option
     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for beastiality
     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates
     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes
     /usr/lib/sex/s&m              sado-masochistic equipment

     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

     Many users, but original author unknown

     Oldest program ever.

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