Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "sex is like a pizza: when it's good, it's really good, but when it's bad, it's still pretty good"

• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Like a really good sex
• When good code goes bad
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• Love cookies
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• It will be good when I am leader
• When good cats go bald
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• good vs. well
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Good and bad processors solution
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Good from far, but far from good
• Feedback during sex is good
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Pretty Good Protection
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• The good, the bad, and the skinny on hugs
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• Good Pirate/Bad Pirate
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
• Good cop Bad cop
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• I had a really good time tonight
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The good, the bad, and the "Chronic"
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Maximilian Schell
• Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
• Good Sister, Bad Sister
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Good experience / bad experience (e2poll)
• Hip hop good, rap bad
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• A Really Good Feeling
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Really Good Story
• Good Dog Bad Dog
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Good idea, Bad idea
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Good News, Bad News
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• Really Good Dog Treats
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Good and Bad Children
• Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
• don't throw good money after bad
• Depression is a good thing
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Server Emulators: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• so bad it's good
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Are we in good news or bad news territory here
• there are no good or bad people
• Toki Pona: The Language of Good, Bad, and Ugly
• Alzheimer's: The Good, The Bad, and The Unexpected
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• good/bad art collective
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• Finger lickin' good
• good old days
• Good News
• Taste and see that the Lord is good
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Ten-four, good buddy
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• good clean fun
• pain is good
• good fight
• for your own good
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• good, fast, cheap
• The Good Apprentice
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It's all good
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Good old fashioned fucking
• As Good as it Gets
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Too good to be true
• Christian as synonym for good
• There is good country music
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• good riddance
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• good graces
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• apparent goods
• It's all good.
• Damn, I'm good.
• A good time
• illimitable goods
• "The good old days" are a scam
• goods and services
• common good
• A good idea at the time
• good old boy
• good music
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Good Vibrations
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• good spirits
• when immunity is a bad thing
• so good

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