Findings:

• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Buying a cell phone
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Don't stand so close to me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• can you show me where this came from?
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• So, what's the problem with me?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Send me downstream
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• feline allergies
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• no power in the verse can stop me
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Supernatural cell phone
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Me So Horny
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Don't send me roses
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• me so cute (user)
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• i require so little to sustain me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• send() and recv()
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Can You Take Me Back
• Can you hear me knocking?
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• You Can Count on Me
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Nothing can stop me now
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Stadium Cell Phone Clowns
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• cell wall
• Can You Fill Me In?
• So Sue Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• So help me God
• so save me (user)
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• You were always so good to me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• So much it scares me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• You can see right through me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Can you hear me flailing
• I can feel you forgetting me
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• can you get enough of me?
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Can you show me?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Can You Hear Me?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• cell phone
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• cell phone programming
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Cell Phone Radiation
• Bic vs Cell Phone
• cell phone jammer
• Cell Phone Interruptus
• Cell phone holder
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Though you can tell me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Send Me
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Cell Phone Zombies
• old keyboards and broken cell phones
• Catch Me If You Can

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