The art of seducing someone by sheer absurdity. Many will point out that this is unlikely, but then again so is seduction by extreme success. And anyway, this is more fun!
Step 1: Find someone attractive.
Step 2: Be Silly!
Step 3: Be Charming!
Step 4: Repeat steps 2 and 3 until either you succeed (hurrah!) or they go away, in which case go back to step 1.
On one last note, most of my successful seductions have been this way, so I can vouch for it. :-)