Findings:

• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• We have learned our lessons well
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• We're one, but we're not the same
• For a moment you were very, very beautiful. And you were very well aware of it,
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You say you love; but with a voice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• If You See Her, Say Hello
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The theory that Venus came into our solar system relatively recently
• I was into them after they were hip
• the smoke of our burned books rises into the sky
• Meek and obedient you follow the leader down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Well I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
• Our Lady of the Well
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• In our dust-covered car, we rode off into that rising Nevada sun
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• and we're already on our way
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• We were Rome once
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?

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