Defined as the area between
Erie,
Pittsburgh, Sharon, and
State College,
Pennsylvania, this is THE hot spot for the
slow and
ill-educated. Daily life is composed of sitting on a park bench and drooling as you try to get passers-by to wave in your general direction. By far, the highlight of the year occurs during the
Autumn Leaf Festival.
Carnies arrive and take over the town of
Clarion, the seat of rural Pennsylvania. Rides that you wouldn't trust a
brain surgeon to run are manned by these
idiots who multiply like bunnies.
Don't misunderstand. I know about rural Pennsylvania because I'm from there. I have experienced the utter duress of living under such conditions of idiocy. Some people think the leaves are pretty there, but they haven't seen the inhabitants...