Defined as the area between Erie
, Sharon, and State College
, this is THE hot spot for the slow
. Daily life is composed of sitting on a park bench and drooling as you try to get passers-by to wave in your general direction. By far, the highlight of the year occurs during the Autumn Leaf Festival
arrive and take over the town of Clarion
, the seat of rural Pennsylvania. Rides that you wouldn't trust a brain surgeon
to run are manned by these idiots
who multiply like bunnies.
Don't misunderstand. I know about rural Pennsylvania because I'm from there. I have experienced the utter duress of living under such conditions of idiocy. Some people think the leaves are pretty there, but they haven't seen the inhabitants...