Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "run if you have to, walk if you can, but come quick to buy bread from Marghiloman!"

• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• You can never get away from yourself
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• not running from, but going to
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I love you but I have to let you go
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• Money can buy happiness
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Pineapple-Nut Quick Bread
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Philip Glass buys a loaf of bread
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• we can give up, but the world never will
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But can a robot love.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• quick bread
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• Something I Can Never Have
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• sweet to tongue and sound to eye - come buy, come buy
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Orange Honey Quick Bread
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I can see your house from here
• We Can Run
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You can, but you may not
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• but with words we can create anything
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her

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