Findings:

• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Not really by the rules, but...
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Five rules to live by
• Murphy's Rules
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Callahan Rules for Ultimate
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
• Rules of Mornington Crescent
• Why wind will rule all
• Slide rule
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• lost, or trying to be
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• I must die or be better
• You suck, I rule
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• AD&D rule books
• Signal Corps Rules of Ownership
• 2 day rule
• First rule of comedy
• Zero-One-Infinity Rule
• Rules for horse shoes
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Or at least it used to be
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Be there or be square
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The Rule of Fives
• To be or not to be
• Road Rules
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Home Rule
• Real World Road Rules Challenge
• right hand rule
• Blues rules
• The Rules
• Unwritten rules for driving
• Rules for trading pictures on the Internet
• Rules for working at a grocery store
• Rules of Seduction
• Rule of Cool
• rule of three
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I don't need to be loved by you
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• rules to the game of life
• Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Core Rules CD-ROM
• By hook or by crook
• Aussie rules
• Rules Lawyer
• l'Hôpital's rule
• airplane rule
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• San Dimas High School Football Rules
• The rules of Project Mayhem
• Ninety-Ninety Rule
• Heinlein's Rules for Writing
• Wizard's Second Rule
• ground rule
• Why C++ rules
• Lagrange multiplier rule
• rule worshipper
• Brockian Ultra-Cricket
• Ninety percent rule
• rules of killing (human edition)
• Children's online privacy protection rule
• Katimavik's Norms of Behaviour
• Infield fly rule
• Rules for tripping on hallucinogenic drugs
• Laws of Cricket
• Chain rule
• Magic Golden Rules
• Rules of the Air
• Onyx you rule
• UPA Rules for Ultimate
• Thirty Second Rule
• Who makes God's rules?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Swimming pool injury
• Be a model or just look like one
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• One Node to Rule Them All
• Golden Rule
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• The Cider House Rules
• Rule of thumb
• Rule
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• DeMorgan's Rule
• majority rule religion
• bridge rules
• Interstate Numbering System
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• 14 Rules of Internet Chat

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