Findings:

• The report of my death is greatly exaggerated
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How long have you been in love with her?
• What have you been smoking?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• you have never been safe
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• you would have been
• Movies that should have been books first
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• What Might Have Been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Names have been changed
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• AES may have been broken
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• I could have been Canadian
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• He's been places they have not.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• i have been burning for so long
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I've been a woman for too long
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• It's been lovely
• It's All Been Done Before
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• They had been expecting me
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I shoulda been there
• I've been dead a long time
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• I’ve been completed
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• It's been odd out in the world
• been there, done that
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You

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