Findings:

• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• good reasons to be content
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• Free to Be, You and Me
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• love is an attachment that knows no reason
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• How to be anonymous
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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