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• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Know me better, and love me better
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• One day we will burn
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• One Bright Day
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• One of those days
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Just One Of Those Days
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• These Days
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• the good days are killing me too
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Music was better in the old days
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• No one knows my plan
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• I know they are watching me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• One day at a time
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Day One
• I always wanted to get married one day
• One quiet, unassuming day
• Better him than me
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Deception - Day One
• These Are Days
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• These are the glory days of lyricists
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• The day he gave me a lift
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• UFOs These Days
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• A better model than the one at data general
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• You should know better
• I was a homeless bum
• Do you know me?
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• No One Knows Who I Am
• They Know Me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• And then one day you wake up
• Kids these days
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• The problem with babies these days
• These are the days when birds come back
• The day Anubis hit on me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Four Seasons in One Day
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• I know the story of your walk ... and the colors you choose to paint your day
• Better the devil you know
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• Precedent Means Nothing These Days
• Better Days
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• These are the days of our lives
• Peace One Day
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One Day in September
• Reading day
• These are their future good old days.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• you know better
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• Meeting Love Downtown One Day
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Rebeca Martinez
• A Better Version of Me
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I'll become what you became to me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Growing older makes me depressed
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Commercials depress me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Two heads are better than one

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