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• How to give customers change
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• inversely proportional
• Is literary experience inversely proportional to literary taste?
• Grades are often inversely proportional to effort
• The motion of an object is inversely proportional to the density of the medium
• Rudeness is measured by context. The measure of rudeness upon a subject is inversely proportional to the subject's imposition.
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
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• The nicest people in the world are video store clerks
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• A day in the life of a signing clerk
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Rainy Red-Eye Solo Shift
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• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Pump Three on the Fritz Again
• Psalms of the Convenience Store Clerk: Hum, Blessed Beer Cooler
• The Passion of the Clerks
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• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• The Lazy Vegetarian Makes Chorizo Tacos
• A lazy Sunday afternoon inspiring bot conversations
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