Findings:

• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Nothing happens.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• Nothing beloved ever dies
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• that starfish that you threw back in the sea was already dead and the parent seagull had nothing to take to the newly hatched chicks who then starved
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• like nothing ever was
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Nothing Much Happens
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best teacher I ever had
• All you ever did was let it happen
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Nothing ever changes
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• What if nothing happens
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Whaet ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• Best smoke I've ever had
• What ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• You've won... NOTHING!
• Nothing Gold Can Stay
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• believe nothing (user)
• no words about nothing at all
• there is nothing you keep, there is only a reflection
• pretend date
• They all lived happily ever after
• The worst name ever
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I've been smoking ever since
• the only comfort we could ever have
• My most disturbing dream ever
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• Happily ever after, without the happily, only the after
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• if I had my druthers
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I had been hungry all the years
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• had had had had had had had had had had had
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• What happens when you get too lonely
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Whatever happened to peace on Earth
• Video, or it never happened.
• Fear Nothing
• Nothing lasts.
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• To wear nothing but steam
• nothing is as effective as defeat
• all is flux, and nothing still
• iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• Nothing In Me
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• Could man be drunk for ever
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• I won't ever understand me
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• I almost had to wait
• When I was young Time had no wings
• she had already found her party
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I Once Had Wings
• I thought everyone had a turning point story
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• compost happens
• This is When it Happens
• What happens now?
• Little Baby Nothing
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• nothing nut
• Nothing is required reading
• The goggles, they do nothing
• Building Nothing Out of Something
• if you reach for illusion, you will grasp nothing
• And the lion has nothing to fear
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Ever Onward
• evers (user)
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I just had this thought of summer past
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• The Fun They Had
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• What if it never happened?
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Sometimes it happens
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• Much Ado About Nothing I.i
• As If to Nothing
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• give me the truth or nothing
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The first dollar I ever made
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Don't work at a golf course
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The worst ending ever
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• You had better...!!!
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• had better
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• We had no bait but our tongues
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened

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