premarital sex

The romantic goal of the male population, premarital sex is the act of sexual intercourse outside of wedlock and can be attained by men through one of several courses of action, including a) becoming a high school football star, b) feigning sensitivity long enough to get her panties off, c) finding someone supportive of the idea of negotiable affection, or d) enrolling in college.

Less than just a romantic goal in modern society, often referred to as casual sex, the once restrictive tie of sexual intercourse and wedlock has been broken by the sexual freedom of the 90's. In Europe, where sex is less taboo than it is in the United States, one can more commonly find pornographic stores like the infamous Dolly Buster chain in Germany, soft-core pornography on evening television, darkrooms in gay clubs for anonymous sex... The world is not Victorian.