Findings:

• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Wake me up if you still want me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• wake up and find her still there
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• don't tease me if you ain't going to please me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Can I wake you up?
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• They grow up. No one told me.
• listen()
• And then one day you wake up
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• let me grow up
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Bitch set me up!
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Sweep me up
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Please Please Me
• I can't wake up
• Hurry up please it's time
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Hit me up
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Please stop annoying me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The worst way to wake up
• wake up hair
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• ...and a wake up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When you wake up feeling old
• Up. Up! UP! Please!
• please let me in (user)
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Someone please kill me
• your name, once I wake up
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Give me a moment, please
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please Kill Me
• please forgive me (user)
• Don't wait up for me
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please Don't Bury Me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Please, Call me Honky
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Please help me!
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Fold Me Up
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Wake up
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• wake up in a dumpster
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• I wake up so energized
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Wake up!
• Come Pick Me Up
• let me speak please (user)
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• When Renny wakes up
• Wake up with the king
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• So I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• This is my truth tell me yours
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• Peel me a grape
• Roll With Me, Henry
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Pardon me

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