Findings:

• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me how you do that crazy trick where you walk around asleep
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me a story about trains
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Tell me something good
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Please Please Me
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Please, Call me Honky
• Tell Me What You Think
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me about my contradictions
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell him, she told me
• please let me in (user)
• Don't Tell Me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• listen()
• Why tell me that?
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• My first comet
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• tell me all your reasons
• Please please please let me get what I want
• let me speak please (user)
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• list of things
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Experience tells me not to try
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• This is my truth tell me yours
• tell me the truth
• Tell me another lie
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell Me Again
• Tell me a story about rains
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Don't tell me everything
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a secret.
• Tell Me What
• Tell me a story about flowers
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me of the nature of death
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• please forgive me (user)
• Tell me what to dream
• Tell me of the nature of love
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• Tell me a story about plains
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Though you can tell me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Someone please kill me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Don't tell me about her
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Please stop annoying me
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Give me a moment, please
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Tell me one thing
• Tell me what I say
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Tell me more
• Tell me Why
• Please help me!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me about your faith
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell me of the nature of home
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Please Kill Me
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• tickle me, dear

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