Findings:

• Please Kill Me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Someone please kill me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• customers don't trust me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't tell me about her
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Give me a moment, please
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't wait up for me
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That which does not kill me...
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Please don't send your resume
• Please stop annoying me
• Don't call me Debbie
• They Don't Want Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Don't Make Me Think
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Don't tell me everything
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• She kills me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• Don't stand so close to me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• Please don't bring your kids
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't @ me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• let me speak please (user)
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Please, Call me Honky
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• St. Peter don't you call me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Please Please Me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• kill me now (user)
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't send me roses
• how my computer nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Why don't poets kill their audience more often?
• Please help me!
• listen()
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• My God, don't tempt me!
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• don't kill your clients
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Dont come near me (user)
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I don't mind if you forget me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Don't call me white
• Don't leave me alone
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• please forgive me (user)

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