Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "please do NOT expect the same writing voice the author LITERALLY warns you on the introduction page"

• Please do not feed the birds
• In the event of malicious software, it is highly suggested that you do not literally crash your computer.
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• Please do not read this
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Writing the Voices of Women
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Writing .com files with DOS debug
• author unknown
• The Author to Her Book
• Six Characters in Search of an Author
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Exchanging authors
• Don Quixote Author's Preface
• Don Quixote Author's Dedication
• RimRod is a published author
• Pierre Menard, Author of the Quixote
• various authors
• Letters to Dead Authors
• Characters that the authors come to hate
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for his Book
• Everything Quests: Favourite Authors
• Famous authors as football announcers
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Light Hearted Author
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Analogies Between "the Author" and Power in Foucault
• Black Hand Over Europe - Author's Preface to the English Edition
• Author's Message
• Author, interrupted
• Stop quoting fiction as the author's own beliefs
• 100 Authors Against Einstein
• Read by the author
• Questioning the author's digestion
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing : Author
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for the Second Book
• Expressing political views in Author field of Word files
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Webster's authors, pre-release edition (collaboration)
• Author (user)
• Author, Author, Editor? (e2poll)
• Hidden Author (user)
• Society of Authors
• British Book Award for Author of the Year
• Hints for indy publishers, from a librarian
• Authors Guild
• British Book Award for Children's Author of the Year
• 3-Step Marketing for Penniless Authors
• author removed writeup (notification)
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• Handgun Basics for Authors
• Lies New Authors Tell Themselves
• Facebook for Authors
• references to high school in the 80's as if it were a common factor between the author and reader
• The author is dead. Long live the author.
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• DOS
• The right thing to do
• DOS memory management
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Dos Equis
• To do is to be
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Where do you want to go today?
• Do your homework.
• Do the math
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Just Do It
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Trip Like I Do
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• Why do we treat them so well?
• do time
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Wing Chun Do
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do clam bras chafe?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Mr. Do!
• Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I do not like doctors
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• The tattoo phenomenon
• DoS attack
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• Our work and why we do it
• Do something
• DOS prompt
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures
• What to do with XP
• DOS Requester
• what you do
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?

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