Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "piss There's always someone worse off than you. Except for one poor bastard, named Phil."

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• isn't there more than one book
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• The Library Book
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• A better model than the one at data general
• There are no more Horse Names in the Republic
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• You always hurt the one you love
• There Must Be Someone
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• There was always the blue of you
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• One smelting bastard
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• I always wanted to get married one day
• is there no one who answers the call?
• There's always a catch!
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• There is more of me than you imagine
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• my name on someone else's body
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• for those to whom name is everything, there is no difference
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• There's one born again every minute
• There is only one season in Houston
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• There are Always Witnesses
• Two heads are better than one
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• None of you are there. No one is there.
• No one belongs here more than you.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• Much better than a piss test
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• One hour there was sunlight
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The impending nickname shortage
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• worse than useless
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• Worse Than Failure
• There were times better than this
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• In dark alleys there is magical realism with knives sharper than this
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Jumping Over a Fence is Worse Than Smoking Pot
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• It Could Always Be Worse
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• There's nothing scarier than finding a microchip in your body
• The poor are always with us
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• there is a third option. there is always a third option.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Those Poor Bastards
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• one name phenomenon
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• There is always porn
• Seeing Is Forgetting the Name of the Thing One Sees
• There is no "One", either
• There is only ONE God
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Names for digits higher than 9
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• There is only one electron
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• There can be only one
• There's no point unless you make one
• Poor Wandering One
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Rebeca Martinez
• old books can tell more than one story
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• The first one's always free
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• there is only one soul
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• I remember, there was one
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
• The door is always open
• Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• I have always been burning
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The dream is always the same...
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The rain wasn't always kind
• I remember, I always will
• She was never mine. I always shared her.

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