Findings:

• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Capitalize, please
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who carp about their jobs
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Flaunting your sexuality
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Dead links in writeups
• Know your pets
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Taking things at surface value
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• How To Get Over A x
• Bubbles Runs the Voodoo Down
• The dog who would not beg
• People with programming languages named after them
• Using a command line
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• My fragmentation lets the rot run deep, old sectors of the system are quietly shutting down, unattended, unseen, unwanted
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Non-pot-smokers need to get over it
• everything gets written down
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Who gets to decide?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Let's Run Over Lionel Richie With A Tank
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• cat haters
• The rules of pool are not selective
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The bored who complain
• play dumb
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who jog live longer
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Type A blood
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Things people put up their butts
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• Run Down
• The Cow Who Wouldn't Come Down
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Principles of meeting people: Get low, not high
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Get down to tin tacks
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
• I don't want to get over you
• Bring pianos to their knees
• Half hands and knees crawling over the burnt wreckage
• Trump Lost, Biden Won. Get over it.
• Why can't I get over her
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Don't run over fire hose
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• down on one knee
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• get right down to it
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Music need not be popular to be good
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• People who use Windows
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• Hope runs down the crevices of your soul and drowns you
• Gravity really gets me down
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Get over it
• Run the roads down
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Gotta Get Over Greta
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• People Get Ready
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Privacy Is Dead - Get Over It
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Eli who is over six feet tall
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• rise over run
• The mannequins await their liberation, watching over the shelves the distant hardware department.
• hiding your emotions is not the same as having control over them
• People Are Alike All Over
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Who wants a down vote
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be

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