Findings:

• Capitalize, please
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Know your pets
• People who carp about their jobs
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• people who don't exist
• People who don't read
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Dead links in writeups
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Why people who jog live longer
• play dumb
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• People who died laughing
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Two people who are not touching
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• And I don't even know their names
• cat haters
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I don't believe in anything
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• People will steal anything
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• People who are not anarchists
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• The other people who hate war
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• It don't mean anything moves
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• The bored who complain
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• The man who can fix anything
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Type A blood
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Using a command line
• You people will trash anything.
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• people who wear camo
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Things people don't want to hear
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't encourage people to read
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Indigenous people don't exist
• I don't believe in people
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Taking things at surface value
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Things people put up their butts
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• People who use Windows
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to

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