Findings:

• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People who don't read
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• play dumb
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Why can't you read in dreams?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Rednecks hating Canada
• How fast can blind people read?
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Why Johnny Can't Read
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The bored who complain
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Using a command line
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• cat haters
• Those who can't do, teach
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The rules of pool are not selective
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Taking things at surface value
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• What the American people want politics to be
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• sometimes people are hard to read
• People who use Windows
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Capitalize, please
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Why people who jog live longer
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Type A blood
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Beggars can't be choosers
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Who Will Be There
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• Bound To Be Read
• Why Can't This Be Love
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• There will be no more stories to read
• To God Be the Glory
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• we can't all be rock stars
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• we can all just be around other people
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• The man who refused to be King
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Know your pets
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Dead links in writeups
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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