Findings:
- People who carp about their jobs
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Capitalize, please
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Know your pets
- Dead links in writeups
- Flaunting your sexuality
- play dumb
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- people who don't exist
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- The bored who complain
- People who love FTP
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- The People Who Used to Live There
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- Rednecks hating Canada
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Two people who are not touching
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Why people who jog live longer
- People who don't smoke will never die
- people who wear camo
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- people who need people are just people who need people
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Things people put up their butts
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- The rules of pool are not selective
- They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- People who use Windows
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Using a command line
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- Type A blood
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- People who died laughing
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- The other people who hate war
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- People who are not anarchists
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- People who don't read
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Judging women by their books
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Do-It-Yourself Coffins for Pets and People
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Taking things at surface value
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- cat haters
- beat
- Beat Generation
- Beat like a redheaded stepchild
- Beat Happening
- Beat the Clock
- Dead beat
- Beat juggling
- beat em up
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- breakbeat science
- Nobody Beats The Wiz (user)
- Beat Matching
- beat layering
- 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
- The World Famous Beat Junkies
- Beat Crazy
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- I listen to the beat of your music
- The Beat of the Music
- Beat It
- Manhattan Is My Beat
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- Beat the Geeks
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
- Beats International
- beat poet
- The first beat down handed out in the Senate
- Wicked Beat Sound System
- Hard To Beat
- The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
- archy beats a rap
- lonely beat (user)
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- bad beat
- My beat up old Offspring tape
- repetitive beats
- Big Beat Boutique
- blast beat
- We beat a friar's liar
- beat boxing
- Noder Beat
- Derren Brown beats nine grandmasters at chess
- And the Beat Goes On: The Sonny and Cher Story
- Beat Poetry
- Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
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