Findings:

• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Know your pets
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• there are no good or bad people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Adventures in Google Translate, or: This is why you pay real people to translate things
• Guns kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• How to herd people in public
• 206
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• People will steal anything
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Fuck it or kill it
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• When you kill people they die
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Kill
• Gravity Kills
• Kill Your Television
• Kill Yourself
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Kill Rock Stars
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Kill the Poor
• kill -9
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• A little child could never kill this clean
• They killed our Lord
• kill word
• Kill time before it kills you
• Kill your sampler
• Humane octopus killing
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• A View to a Kill
• Let's Get Killed
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I think I killed it
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Someone please kill me
• Kill 'em All
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill a rap
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill Yr Idols
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 9: Steal My Voice and I'll Steal Your Thunder
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Kill two birds with one stone
• Kill Zone
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Smoking can kill you
• Licence to Kill
• High Time to Kill
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Society killed evolution
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Please Kill Me
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Why does Man kill?
• I will kill you if I can
• How to kill a clown
• computers kill kids
• Kill the rich
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• spermicide kills
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• The Man He Killed
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• kill -9 dueling
• To Kill a Dead Man
• A Time to Kill
• Accidental death odds
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• This machine kills fascists
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Camp Kill Yourself
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• I would kill my mother
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Meat Kills
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• Killed in Action
• Kill, Quakers, Kill!
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Solving a maze
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Today I kill my child
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• kill dash nine (user)
• Cars Kill Fish
• kill -9 -1
• Fresh Kills Landfill
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• I could've killed my father
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• CDs Killed Album Art
• Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
• Red touch yellow kill a fellow
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• Kill My Landlord
• Why not just kill yourself?
• That which does not kill me...
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Kill Devil Hill
• Kill City
• One Case One Kill
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• spawn kill
• tether kill switch
• kill him dead; don't call me
• curiosity killed the cat
• How we killed Borges

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