Findings:
- telling people what they don't need to know
- I don't need a punchline
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- You don't need to pay us to respect the Deus
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Don't encourage people to read
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- You don't need a reason to cry
- Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- People who don't read
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- We don't need no education
- Information you don't need
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- We Don't Need the Men
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- I don't believe in people
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Help people who need help
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- People who don't smoke will never die
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Things people don't want to hear
- Don't Need Love
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Work like you don't need the money
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Work like you don't need the monkey
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- don't need no credit card to ride this train
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- love like you don't need the money
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- people who don't exist
- People don't flail when they die
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Capitalize, please
- with the things you don't need
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- People need difficult languages
- Even nerds need people skills
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- people who need people are just people who need people
- I never dreamed I'd need so many people
- Love the one you don't need
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- The Hazard of High-Fidelity Perfection
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Don't quote me on that
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
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