Findings:

• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Forever People
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• no one lives forever. yet.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Indigenous people don't exist
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• don't live with your clients
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• How to live forever (step 1)
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Don't encourage people to read
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't believe in people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Do you want to live forever?
• How to live forever (2 step plan)
• I shattered the grandfather clock in the hopes I would live forever.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If you watch the sunset everyday, you will live forever
• The Legend Lives Forever in Latin
• How to live forever (step 2)
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Things people don't want to hear
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• I don't believe in Forever
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• People don't flail when they die
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• People who don't read
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• people who don't exist
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• No One Lives Forever
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• The Operative: No One Lives Forever
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Why people who jog live longer
• Breaking off bits of other people's lives
• Ned Ludd Lives Forever
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• To Live Forever
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• The People Who Used to Live There
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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