The Penguin Vibrator is a unique vibrator designed for simultaneous vaginal and clitoral stimulation. It is hot pink with a 7" textured shaft about 1.5" in diameter which gyrates. There is a small, vibrating penguin perched near the base of the main shaft, at just the right angle for clitoral stimulation. The device is controlled by a wired remote. The remote features two separate speed controls, one for the shaft and one for the penguin.
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