Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Ten stars or so
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I told you so
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm so sorry
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• So does this count as a three-way or...
• Fifteen Miles Or So
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm so tough
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Im Elvis (user)
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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