ONE TRUE LOVE
Hi! Thank you for your purchase of a Cupid's Handiwork One True Love. The following letter includes a few guidelines, rules and tips on living with and caring for your recently purchased One True Love product.
One True Love products are NOT to be sold to anyone under the age of 18. For anyone below this age, please look into our First Love and Temporary Love packages or fill out an Early Request Assessment Form.
We do not allow for more than ONE One True Love product to be sold to any individual. Should your One True Love product not reach our Life Time Warranty, a form can be filled out assessing your eligibility for the Learning to Love Again package, here.
Caring for and Living with your One True Love product:
Your One True Love;
- Requires feeding several times a day, failure to do so will result in product deterioration and possible terminal failure.
- Is fitted with a respiratory system and requires a constant supply of oxygen. Any obstruction, lack of supply or substitution of oxygen to your One True Loves respiratory system may result in terminal failure. We recommend immediate action to be taken should any of the above occur.
- Requires approximately 8 hours recharge time at the end of each day. Your One True Love should be placed in a large, warm and comfortable bed for the duration of this time. Constant disturbance of your One True Loves time in rest mode may result in an unhappy One True Love and further developing problems.
- Is not washing machine friendly. Though we do urge cleaning of your One True Love to be performed daily, we recommend the use of a shower or bath. In order to keep your One True Love happy we recommend a similar routine to be followed for your self.
- Is not designed to be physically or mentally abused. Poor treatment of your One True Love in this manner may cause damage that is not covered by our Life Time Warranty.
- Is NOT compatible with any other Cupid's Handiwork product or cheap imitation products. Any attempts made to have more than one of our products in your life will result in a life long purchasing ban on One True Love products and a lock in on our Prostitute and One Night Stand lines.
Our One True Love products are made durable and reliable, they will last our life time warranty if treated with the correct care procedures. Should you be unhappy with the One True Love you have received, please feel free to call our Personal Crisis line to discover if you really know what you want in life.
Thank you for choosing Cupid's Handiwork to take care of your Love Life needs!