Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "one puff on a joint will not turn you into a ravening marijuana-crazed zombie"

• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• One day we will burn
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Run and turn into butter
• Time converging into one space
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Watermelon hookah
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• The one I will still call yours
• One Good Turn
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I will stare into this box
• I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• My knees will bend and ease into the quiet
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Into two one
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• things you can't turn into poetry
• One word that will make others laugh
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• If No One Will Love Me
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• The smoke turned into rain
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
• My body falling into stars
• Wrapped in barbed wire and shot into the sun
• romantic zombie comedy
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Snap into a Slim Jim
• Once More Into the Bleach
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Falling Into Infinity
• jump off into never-never land
• Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
• take into account
• Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Make your keyboard's "Windows Keys" into "Super" shift keys for (X)Emacs
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• Somehow my life falls into place
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• Indelibly burned into my memory
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Pathways Into Darkness
• The long term consequence of putting fish genes into watermelons
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Try not to look into my eyes
• pushing farther into the west
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Deeper Into The Mountains
• Thoughts on a beer run into the Quarter on a Saturday night
• urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
• Lean into the Coma
• absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
• A study on male behavior in public restrooms
• Into Open Sky
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• Into the Mystic
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Falling into a Black Hole
• A cup full of wishes poured into the sea
• The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
• Coming into Los Angeles
• An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations
• getting into a fight in high school
• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Swimming pool injury
• Don't slip into depression
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• burning every detail into my fingertips
• An artist takes a yellow spot and makes it into the sun
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• I bite into a persimmon
• Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
• Dance into the Light
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Into the Words
• Pouring hot wax into glass
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room

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