Findings:
- One lump or two?
- I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Kill two birds with one stone
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Cooking for One
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Two steps forward, one step back
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Two Bad Ones
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Winter's Tale I.ii
- Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
- Two times more -- or twice as much?
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Be a model or just look like one
- One Shot One Kill
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- two in one hand
- One Two Three, Not It
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- Two Lives in One Dark Alley
- With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
- angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
- two for one margarita specials
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- Two killed in "transporter accident"
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- Winter's Tale II.i
- Where two fight, third one wins
- The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
- one hen two ducks
- Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
- one way to kill an ostrich
- I could have been one of a two
- One to Two
- one, two, sixty thousand
- two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
- at square one in a bed for two
- Pestering the suicidal won't bring your loved ones back
- Into two one
- red is red, blue is blue, one is one, and two is two
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Two Crows One Branch
- Rebeca Martinez
- 206
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones
- I won't raise my children to kill your children.
- One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
- Two men enter, one man leaves
- One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
- The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- One Shroom, Two Shroom, Red Shroom, Blue Shroom
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
- Nimbus Two Thousand and One
- Eleven or One
- One Potato, Two Potato
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Samuel Magee & Rings One Two Three
- Fox one, two, three
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- One person in two bodies
- One, Two, Three... Infinity
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Two heads are better than one
- two to one shop
- No one can be in two places at once
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Whisper on the Wind; Introduction plus Verses One and Two
- One if by land, two if by sea
- One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
- one two three not it
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- Two girls; one car
- two zero one one
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- zero, one, two, infinity
- The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
- seven, plus or minus two
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- One Two, Buckle My Shoe
- Puddle jumping one, two, three
- Fuck it or kill it
- One Case One Kill
- Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
- Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
- Kill
- Kill Yourself
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Kill the Poor
- kill -9
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- I think I killed it
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Someone please kill me
- Kill 'em All
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- I killed a pigeon
- Kill a rap
- I kill microbes for a living
- Kill Yr Idols
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Why does Man kill?
- I will kill you if I can
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- spermicide kills
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- The Man He Killed
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- kill -9 dueling
- To Kill a Dead Man
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- A Time to Kill
- Accidental death odds
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- This machine kills fascists
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- Camp Kill Yourself
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- I would kill my mother
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Meat Kills
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Why not just kill yourself?
- That which does not kill me...
- Who Killed Retro Girl?
- Kill City
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- spawn kill
- tether kill switch
- kill him dead; don't call me
- curiosity killed the cat
- How we killed Borges
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