Findings:

• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• one brief moment of bliss
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• one perfect moment of beauty
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• Precious Moments figurines
• it's just one of those nights..
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Just One Of Those Days
• I was one of those girls
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• We're one, but we're not the same
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• those Big Chill moments
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• One of those days
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• To Stay in those moments
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
• One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• BQN: But, one for all?
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Mr. T ate my balls
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Baseball is a very boring sport
• boring beige box
• Why StairMasters are boring
• Boring Boy (user)
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• My town is the most boring place on earth
• boring PC-like cases
• Wayne Boring
• Boring, Maryland
• David Boring
• Boring Basalts
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• We are committed to boring and unimaginative sex once per week
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• Boring Larry
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• Boring old fart
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• It never rains but it pours
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Not atheist, but what then?
• silent but deadly
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• but aren't we all
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try

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