Findings:
- The Wild Colonials
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- one learns the most when losing
- Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
- The Most Terrible Time in My Life
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- I've heard your song
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- Life. Get one. (user)
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- the truest thing you've ever heard
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- Ski piss
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- My most disturbing dream ever
- Life is one big misunderstanding
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- the one single thing I regret losing the most
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- pointless HTML in email
- The bravest man I've ever known
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
- One step closer to life
- One Life to Live
- A quiet life doing one's own work
- Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- life's most inexplicable gifts are often greeted unjustly
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- The most engine failures in one flight
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- One learns the most when teaching others
- The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
- World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- I've been living my life half asleep
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- The single most terrifying experience of my life
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've been smoking ever since
- This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
- One life
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- The Life and Times, part one.
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- The Golden Turkey Award for Most Ridiculous Monster
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- No one gets out of this life alive
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- He who dies with the most toys wins
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
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