Findings:

• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The Wild Colonials
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• As if either one of us were happy
• The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• This statement cannot be proven
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• Should I be happy?
• The one thing I cannot write
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• There can be only one
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• How Solemn as One by One
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• By One Minute
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Happy Thanksgiving To all and for one!
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Chant and be Happy
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• The page cannot be displayed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Rebeca Martinez
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• No one can be in two places at once
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Be a model or just look like one
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• cannot be again
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• One by One
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• No one can be totally logical
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• The Great Renunciation
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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