Findings:

• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• No, I don't have channel 11
• A reason to drink
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• oh come on (user)
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• The echoes as they come
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They don't understand my tea
• Baptist jokes
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Rape committed by women
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• They don't know what I've done
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You don't have any real problems
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• They don't touch me the same way
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• So you don't have to
• If the camper's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• The Harder They Come
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• telling people what they don't need to know
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• you don't have to do this
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't have the time
• Dont come near me (user)
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• painting stars that have not come to be
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• If they come for us
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• painting stars that have come to be
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Oh Come, Oh Come, Polyphemus
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• They don't know what they're missing
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• If you build it they will come
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Stoned music memories
• I have a punklin and you don't
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• People don't flail when they die
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• The days of wonder have come at last
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• They only come out at night

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