Findings:
- winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Lord, you know it makes me high,
- Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
- I never intended to make my parents happy
- This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
- Where you can't find me
- Make Me Mommy
- make me hurt you
- Eating in the morning makes me sick
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Death makes me tired
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- The music that makes me think of New York
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- you make me think of death
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- Whatever Makes You Happy On A Friday Night... (document)
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- Can't Buy Me Love
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Please God, make me a stone.
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- You can't make someone love you
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Make me one with everything
- math makes me smile
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Your kindness makes me feel awful
- My parents conspire to make me a porn star
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- Things that make me feel feminine
- Your tears make me smile
- Makes Me Wanna Holler
- Can't change me
- Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- Don't Make Me Think
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
- you make me completely miserable
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Fluoxetine
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- How To Make An Elephant Deliriously Happy
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- What makes me beautiful
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Can't you hear me knocking
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Growing older makes me depressed
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Make me one of you
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- C++: brackets to make an object not a function
- That one makes me scream, she said
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- graveyards make me wet
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- Make me care
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
- Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- simple answers make me insane
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- Make Me Bad
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
- The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
- And it makes me wonder
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- can't
- You Can't Do That on Television
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
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