Findings:

• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I really have to do you now
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• The Devil made me do it
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Why do children have to die?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Do it now
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Yes me, right now
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You have no power over me
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• What Would God Do?
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What Would Judas Do?
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Have One On Me
• Bernie would have won
• Do you like me?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• let me know who you are now.
• think of me now
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Why Do You Love Me?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• What you do to me
• The Internet made me do it
• me, now and again
• Dogs that have owned me
• you would have been
• I would like to have emotions
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I like you; do you like me?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• What would Solaris do?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• do what now?
• Frilly putty in me now
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• What would Nietzsche do?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Nothing can stop me now
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Do you think it's me?
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• It could have been me
• What have you done for me lately?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• What Would You Do?
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• How Do You Want Me?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• I miss those monsters dearly, compared to what haunts me now.

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