Findings:

• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I really have to do you now
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Dogs that have owned me
• you would have been
• I would like to have emotions
• I wish you would talk to me
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Stop killing me now
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• What to do if you have bad credit
• You, standing
• I do have some things to hide
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Have One On Me
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• The Devil made me do it
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• The full moon made me do it
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Bernie would have won
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• What Would God Do?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• What Playboy taught me just now
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Why do children have to die?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Do it now
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What pornos would have us believe
• It could have been me
• What have you done for me lately?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What Would Judas Do?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Yes me, right now
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Do you like me?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• What would Solaris do?
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• What do I have of my mother's?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• do what now?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• let me know who you are now.
• think of me now
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I like you; do you like me?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Why Do You Love Me?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Could you have danced with me?

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