Findings:

• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• I fear I will be nothing
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• It will be good when I am leader
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• There Will Be Blood
• Someday, I will be strong
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The revolution will not be televised
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• If it be your will
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• there will be a last
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• What life after death will really be like
• the world will be remade in our image
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Too good to be true
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• I will be your young sinner
• Everything will be alright
• There will never be another you
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Exes can be good things
• Music need not be popular to be good
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• I will always be weird inside
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The end will be a sellout
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• That I Would Be Good
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• The Be Good Tanyas
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• The next life will be better
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• The Revolution will be televised
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• There will be no more stories to read
• Evil be thou my good
• I will always be in the details
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• They will not be named!
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Carl Everett
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• There will be time
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• All that I am and ever want to be
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• You're too good to be human
• good reasons to be content
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Will I cease to be
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Will I be given that chance?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Who Will Be There
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• How To Be Good
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• TV can be a good thing
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Marks which will never be broken
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• How to be a good evil villain
• All I ever wanted to be
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• How to be a good customer
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away

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