Findings:

• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I fear I will be nothing
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• I will be in my trailer!
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• You will be assimilated
• What life after death will really be like
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The revolution will not be televised
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Should I be happy?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Will I cease to be
• the world will be remade in our image
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• There will be time
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Names that should never be given to important files
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• AI should be our top priority.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I should be able to remember your face
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• The next life will be better
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• node that will be my legacy
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Farmers' Market
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• stupidity should be painful
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Laundry should be free
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• What is and what should never be
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• You Should Be Sober
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• There will never be another you
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The Revolution will be televised
• I will always be in the details
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If it be your will
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will be no more stories to read
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• It should not be this complicated
• Boys will be boys
• Children should be seen and not heard
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Carl Everett
• All that I am and ever want to be
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Automobile tire pressure
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Things every child should be taught
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Funerals should be a celebration
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I will always be weird inside
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Who Will Be There
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• The end will be a sellout
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• No threat should be taken lightly
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Food should not be luminous
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• All I ever wanted to be
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Marks which will never be broken
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• why you should never be a referee
• Chalant should be a word!
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next

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