Findings:
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- two for one margarita specials
- two in one hand
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Samuel Magee & Rings One Two Three
- One Shroom, Two Shroom, Red Shroom, Blue Shroom
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
- Two Bad Ones
- One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Where two fight, third one wins
- Two steps forward, one step back
- Running two connections down one piece of Cat-5
- Nimbus Two Thousand and One
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Two Lives in One Dark Alley
- No one can be in two places at once
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- at square one in a bed for two
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- One person in two bodies
- Results of an audit of one and two thirds boxes of Sweethearts
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- old chestnut: all but two
- answer: all but two
- Into two one
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
- One lump or two?
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- two zero one one
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- red is red, blue is blue, one is one, and two is two
- One Two, Buckle My Shoe
- one, two, sixty thousand
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- An army of slippers but only two feet
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Two men enter, one man leaves
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
- Cooking for One
- Kill two birds with one stone
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
- Winter's Tale II.i
- Fox one, two, three
- one hen two ducks
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Winter's Tale I.ii
- One, Two, Three... Infinity
- One if by land, two if by sea
- Puddle jumping one, two, three
- The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
- One to Two
- Whisper on the Wind; Introduction plus Verses One and Two
- Rebeca Martinez
- Two heads are better than one
- One Potato, Two Potato
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I could have been one of a two
- One Two Three, Not It
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- one two three not it
- I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Two girls; one car
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- zero, one, two, infinity
- Two Crows One Branch
- two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
- Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- two to one shop
- We're one, but we're not the same
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- but
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- Every Which Way but Loose
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- But thanks for playing
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- There are two parts to every sacrifice: the pain of giving up what you love, and what's waiting for you on the other side.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Genuine but Insignificant Cause
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It never rains but it pours
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- History is not just for the past, but for the future
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- butt rot
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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