Findings:
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Could you have danced with me?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Things video games have taught me
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- tell me what you have in your heart
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- It could have been me
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- What have you done for me lately?
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- You have no power over me
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Have One On Me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- you have me at a disadvantage
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Dogs that have owned me
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- You mean the me that you would be
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
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