Findings:

• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
• This is just about everywhere. This goes deeper.
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• What to do about trolls
• naive perceptions about software development
• Japanese Words About Gardens I
• Talk About the Passion
• All About Touching
• I think a lot about the rabbits
• A story about watertowers
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• human vision
• Common Misconceptions about Wicca and Witchcraft
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• The thing about magic
• What about the turkeys?
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I need a writeup about peonies
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• A short story about a relative
• A Thing About Machines
• dreaming about my place in the world
• An Incomplete List of Things About Chickens
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• This is Just to Say
• I'm just a bill
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• I just deleted all my porn
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Everything you just read is bullshit
• It's just the way that he walks
• It's Not Better - Just Different
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just beyond the shadows of depression
• My mother just died
• The just deserts of Table Four
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• It's just a matter of eliminating obstacles
• it's just me (user)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• just a small holy moment to hold onto
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Much Ado About Nothing
• A Question about Emotions
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• How about that local sports team?
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• In front of the tv, numb, trying not to think about it
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Music is not about the words.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• Nobody sings about modern cars
• I know something about love
• The truth about angels
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• About Facts (user)
• About Pride and Butterfly Ashes
• The truth about life
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• Lies About My Shadow
• about a girl (user)
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• scheming about sex
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• just friends
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Just like you
• This is just to node
• Just Add Water (user)
• I just shook Bill Clinton's hand
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• What if heaven is just another door?
• space just isn't for stars
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• It will never be just you
• Just click your heels together three times and...
• 9 boyfriends later and I just came in my Pilates class
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• that's okay, it's just fire
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• bandied about
• Simply messing about in boats
• Good things about Los Angeles
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• All Abouts
• O tell me the truth about love
• Is lying about the reason for war an impeachable offense?
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• A Story about a Phone Call
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• This is a question about appearances (e2poll)
• Eight words not about love
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Just say no to TV
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I just spent $175.00 on black silk underwear
• Just the Way You Are
• just like my father
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• just to have some human contact
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Ted, Just Admit It
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Sometimes I feel my clockwork heart just ain't wound right
• St Just
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• they're just dead poets
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• I'm just sayin'.
• Just One
• Just seeing that he actually exists

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