Findings:

• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• press pause (document)
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• can you get enough of me?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• wearing buttons is not enough
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• How high can you count on your fingers?
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• I can has cheezburger?
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• True love has waited long enough
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• September has such a feeling
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• joy button
• button ad
• belly button
• turbo button
• Bachelor's button
• Buttons
• start button
• Stop button panic
• Netscape Everything Search Button (document)
• boss button
• Javascript for Windows-IE Everything Search Button
• Internet Explorer Everything Search Button (document)
• On the button
• flipper button
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• Amboyna button
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Push the button, Frank
• Fear of the Back button
• reset button
• Button your lip
• History Eraser Button
• Press Enter
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• Feline-activated sleep button
• The Unsend Button
• back button
• self-destruct button
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• Don't pull the stop button!
• Where's the VOTE! button?
• I love pushing buttons
• One button off error
• You cannot drag an item onto a button on the Taskbar.
• B Button
• snooze button syndrome
• PlayStation controller buttons
• Mouse Button Evolutionary Theory
• fire button
• Jemmy Button
• Flash button
• Go button
• emergency stop button
• Button Men
• button mushroom
• Feature button
• radio button
• belly button lint
• shoulder button
• gnarly buttons (user)
• Nancy's Buttons
• Button Moon
• Toolbar /borg button
• LSD on payphone buttons
• You push the button, we do the rest
• Fixing a laptop button
• E2 Editor Doc - Buttons and Knobs (document)
• Cadbury Buttons Twinpot
• Button Man
• The Button Pusher
• Tender Buttons
• koumpounophobia
• Button Phobia
• Biskara button
• Push button
• Red Buttons
• chord button
• dump button
• Tracheostomy button
• Napoleon's Buttons
• Livery button
• button (user)
• Tender Buttons: Objects
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• Can
• Dead Can Dance
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Cans of shit
• can of corn
• aluminum can
• garbage can
• trash can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can God lie?
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• How can you sleep at night?
• Canned goods
• cans
• I can see her face
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• As far as the eye can see
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations

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