Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- I have no money and I must pay
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- No, but I'll have a beer
- It is cold and we have no writeups.
- Words Have No Meaning
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- And Death shall have no Dominion
- Californians have no soul
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- We Have No Moat
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Fish have no concept of fire
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Heart, have no pity
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Where the streets have no name
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I have no faith in your God
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Kids have no concept of time
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Atheists have no support group
- You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
- I have no idea!! (user)
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Computers have no sense of time
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I have no memory of my Mother
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- They have no bones.
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- I have no hair
- You have no power over me
- I have no browser and I must node!
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Depression is a good thing
- I have no output and I must scream
- Why women's pants have no pockets
- Our calendars have no meaning
- I have no complaint
- I'm fine no really
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Girlfriend who likes computers
- imaginary girlfriend
- Girlfriend in a Coma
- His girlfriend
- Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
- We need to get you a girlfriend
- Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Fighting with your girlfriend
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The only girlfriend I never slept with
- My Girlfriend's Parents
- Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Winning back your girlfriend
- my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
- Some observations on getting a girlfriend
- Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
- Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
- Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
- Girlfriend from Hell
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- Asian Girlfriend
- Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
- Girlfriend (user)
- Your Girlfriend (user)
- perfect girlfriend
- Mexican girlfriend
- Love cookies
- Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
- My cat and my girlfriend
- girlfriend of the Singularity
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
- Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
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