Findings:
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- I know how many there are.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- How many infinities are there?
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- How many primes are there?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- There will be no more stories to read
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many living things are there on earth?
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- How to be a fuck-up
- How To Be Good
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- There Will Be Blood
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- How to be a Better Person
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- There will be time
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to be a troll
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Running toward the edge
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- There is some place I need to be
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a lardass
- There will never be another you
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- there will be a last
- No one can be in two places at once
- How to be a street musician
- No place I'd rather be
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be an asshole
- How to be telekinetic
- How the Sun Came to Be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- you had to be there
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There need to be more powers
- Goops and How to be Them
- There are times when they seem to be right
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Some things that fly there be
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- How to be a badass
- There ought to be limits to freedom
- How To Be Funny
- How to Be Alone
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- How to be a geek
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- How to be a Canadian Male
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- We are legion, soon to be many.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How to be invisible
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Automobile tire pressure
- how to be a friend
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be a backstabber
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- There can be only one
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Be cool in college
- Who Will Be There
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- How to be anonymous
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Overpopulation won't be a problem
- Where's the kaboom?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a good evil villain
- What seems to be the problem officer?
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- Be there or be square
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to be a terrible customer
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to be a good customer
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- No one can be totally logical
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- My life may no longer be my own
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