A phrase on a bottle of Glaceau dragonfruit-flavor vitamin water:
"Despite having the word "dragon" in its name, no actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product. However, with 250% of the RDI of vitamin C inside, the fruit wasn't so lucky. With that said, we'd also like to inform some of you that dragons are actually imaginary. That means they don't exist. So, will you please, please, pleeease stop sending us nasty letters. Thank you."
(P.S.: Their website is www.drinkbetterwater.com)