An eventful decade, to be sure. Bart Simpson was elected US president. The One World Government switched us all to a common currency: the tulip. The New York Islanders won five Stanley Cups. The Spice Girls became queens of Britain, rotating each week; Geri quit when she discovered she would only be monarch on the fifth week of each month. Rupert Murdoch bought The Vatican and moved the One World Government capital there. Bill Gates bought Murdoch, and moved Vatican City to Redmond.