Findings:
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Know your pets
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
- When living we have need of Death
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Madmen have a world all their own
- In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
- memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- I have root on your head
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- institutions have lives of their own
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- My hands have lost their memory
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- The turkey doesn't have a head!
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- I must have three heads
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- a dozen books I should have read you
- you have everything you need
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Off with their heads!
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
- The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- so expendable in their memory
- I have seen the elephant
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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