Findings:

• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• When I was your age
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• When I Was a Lad
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• Hit me up
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• I was addicted to parents
• Things you told me when we were in love
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When touch was simple
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• When you met me, when I met you
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When You Reach Me
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I was a Difficult Child
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• what my parents taught me
• Piero Manzoni
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• will you take me with you when you go?
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I was five
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I Was a Boy
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I was ten years old
• November 4, 1995
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• A Child Was Born in 64
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• When the shit hits the fan
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• The day Anubis hit on me
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• When your presents give me hives
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Before you, there was me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• This node was made for you and me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I was a homeless bum
• When you want me and how you want me
• Things to consider when naming your child
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I Thought I Was A Child

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